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glutenfreewaffles:

remember when you put your glasses on for the first time and you realized you could see leaves on trees

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larrystylinsons:

Perhaps the paris interview will be our always 

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  • Question: Top 5 Larry moments - Anonymous
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    theboyfriendstagram:

    This is a really difficult question but i’ve tried narrowing it down

    5. This one because they’re so in love it hurts

    4. This one because time freezes when they look at each other

    3. This one because it’s so intimate it makes me scratch my eyes out

    2. This one because THEYRE WERE READY TO GET MARRIED (remember when Louis said he was too young to marry Eleanor lol)

    1. And finally this one because they didn’t even know each other but this was the start of history

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flogicallylawless:

If Fox thinks that a Muslim can’t write a book about Christianity

would they agree that men can’t write legislation about women?

EVERYBODY FREEZE.

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ppolishprincess:

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

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craicen:

for the first time ever zayn is the only one losing his shit while everyone else is indifferent and its because of niall

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2011fringeboy:

theo: [refuses to eat his vegetables]

greg: the fame has destroyed my family…..

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claredunnedunne:

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catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

I smile every time I remember German birth control pills are called “antibabypillen”. Though in the interest of fairness, “fireplace”.

Man it is all about the glühbirne (glowing pear: lightbulb), the luftkissenschiff (air cushion ship: hovercraft), and the Reißverschluss (rising closer: zip).

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punchers:


ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

punchers:

ok so my u key is broken and usually i have a u copied so when i need one i just paste it and one time i was talking to a guy i had just became friends with a few days before and i tried to paste a u but i had something else copied

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  • Question: whats the craziest thing youve ever done? - Anonymous
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    lucashemmingsdimples:

    punkcr:

    omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher i still do because it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.

    i was suspended for a week. 

    this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.

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